Things I like about Chicago

There are bus stop benches all over the city that read:

YOUR AD ON THIS BENCH

And nearly every one of them, as if the city as a collective whole decided it was a typo, has been amended to read:

YOUR AD ASS ON THIS BENCH

Though my favorite one reads:

YOUR AD CUNT ON THIS BENCH

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At the hospital, someone put up a handwritten sign by the elevators on each floor that read:

I lost my dark brown
backpack. Please call.

and on each floor, in different handwriting, it's been amended to read:

I lost my dark brown lover
backpack. Please call.