Friday, March 28, 2008

I smell a movie deal

Anti-emo riots break out in Mexico City.

Javier Bardem as the chief of police! Marc Anthony as the manager for Juanito Come el Mundo! And Rita Moreno as the mother fighting for her son's right to shoegaze.

For the boy--torn between his death metal friends and his Emo girlfriend--we're going to need some fresh-faced unknown. Does Gael GarcĂ­a Bernal have a younger brother, some Joaquin Phoenix waiting in the wings?