Friday, March 28, 2008

I smell a movie deal

Anti-emo riots break out in Mexico City.

Javier Bardem as the chief of police! Marc Anthony as the manager for Juanito Come el Mundo! And Rita Moreno as the mother fighting for her son's right to shoegaze.

For the boy--torn between his death metal friends and his Emo girlfriend--we're going to need some fresh-faced unknown. Does Gael GarcĂ­a Bernal have a younger brother, some Joaquin Phoenix waiting in the wings?

2 comments:

CampBlood said...

Danny Trejo should be a metalhead gang leader.

dan said...

I appreciate your once-a-month posting schedule.

As for the emo, they can mark the day of their eventual revolution with some heavy cutting and uncommitted bloodletting followed by a hip-hip-horray of crocodile tears behind their overcoiffed bangs.

Also, do you remember with Joaquin was originally known as Leaf? I do.